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Courtney LoveThe bell that rings Sounds so spicy And a tad too Christian For the taco's liking Yet it stirs the farmer To grow the grass That grazes on cows Almost religiously Like moldy canned bread Penguins dance with the grace Of exquisite palsy victims Hacking up cigarettes Like Irishmen Oh why does the rose Curse like a sailor Evil eyes suck so much That they get infected And end up in Las Vegas Bad grammar runs rampant In youth today So make them smarter By hitting them with a wrench Cream cheese times Beta carotiCourtney Love
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Why I Quit the ForestPuns are a crime Punishable by a death Of being beaten with midgets The white man is better thanWhy I Quit the Forest
The black man Only on February 31st While on Neptune In a thong With white egg yolks And bathing in the frying pan ocean God is dead Some German said Filled with lead And under fed Go to bed Don't pass go Unless you pay me a ferret Happy as bees and cardboard boxes When Ms. USA Is actually a man And the internet Fires Santa Claus For While Jews are great Tipsy hobos need love So kill them Feed
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Birds and the BeesDeadly beaver warriors Carry no butter in their tails Unlike senior citizens $2.37 a six pack Disney lies too much Usually in song With a heavy metal Gospel choir Chairs have feelings too It's so sad Let's read some Burned books So we can watch Zebras ride eyelashes To Mesopotamia And get Donald Trump In collectible cards Which decides the fate of the world Along with evil chinchillas Made from sloth Who envies gluttony And lust after wrath With prideful greed So destroy robo-Cher And return to heavenBirds and the Bees
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- Current Residence: Hell, seventh level
- Interests: Kittens, ferrets, yaoi, roleplaying, writing, psychology, theology, money, philosophy, mythology
- Favourite movie: Uhhhhhhhh...
- Favourite band or musician: Rasputina, Angelspit, Genitorturers, some others
- Favourite genre of music: So many to choose from! Symphonic metal, industrial, classical, punk, psychobilly, gaaah!
- Favourite artist: Ron Spencer
- Favourite poet or writer: Several.
- Operating System: Cut someone open and then hack away until they stop moving.
- MP3 player of choice: I have a fucking cd player. Fucker.
- Shell of choice: Abalone!
- Wallpaper of choice: The kind with kittens on it.
- Skin of choice: Asian?
- Favourite game: Suikoden Series and Fire Emblem Series
- Favourite gaming platform: Playstation I suppose. Maybe gameboy cause it's portable.
- Personal Quote: I tend to think the worst of mankind and it has served me well: I have yet to be disappointed.
- Tools of the Trade: Pencil/pen, paper, and a shattered psyche.
- Website: http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/unholykitten/
- AIM: VileEsoterrorist
- Yahoo: bishonenofcacophony
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